You know you need new running kit when

  1. …you see your favourite running top advertised as retro style - and yours is an original
  2. …you notice that your slippers appear to be giving your feet more support than your running shoes
  3. …you ask to try on a new pair of your current running shoes at the running shop, only to be told they stopped making that model in 2001
  4. …your running kit seems to have a permanent ‘eau de sweat’, even when it’s just out the wash
  5. …you’ve got more than one knot, and probably a safety pin, holding the drawstring cord of your leggings together
  6. …your skin-tight racing tights are now more of a ‘relaxed’ fit
  7. …you can’t guarantee your running shoes will stay where you leave them after a run as they may crawl off on their own
  8. …your running socks have become much more breathable than originally advertised - full of holes
  9. …the tread on your trail running shoes, once the equivalent of a big-foot truck, has become as smooth as Lewis Hamilton’s slicks
  10. …your elasticated knee support now needs tape to hold it up
  11. …you find an energy bar in your bum-bag with a 1998 expiry date
  12. …you ‘test drive’ a new pair of running shoes and feel like you’re walking on the moon